I love to pang sai

Was at the waiting lounge of the Paediatrician this morning and picked one of the advertisement filled magazines. This month’s issue featured the 50 most eligible bachelors. Those buggers featured in the mag had so much make up on their faces, they put the Chinese opera actors to shame. Either that or the photographer was so lousy and had to Photoshop his work and his Photoshop skills sucks. Its fine to dab some make up during a photo shoot to cut the glare from the oily spots on the face but it was done to such extreme, it sucks.

Secondly, i wonder where they source these candidates. They have credit card sales reps Bankers, Businessmen, Models, Ah Kuas etc. I have plentiful of Leng Jais friends whom are self made millionaires, travels the world for charity works, CEOs, Ah Longs real bankers, bookies sports personalities, funeral parlour undertakers care givers, pork seller surgeons, liars lawyers, webhost (nay, that one leh) and even a few Datuks but all of them NEVER ever made it to these mags. Seriously, where do they get these AhKuas guys?????

Rant so much also no use lah. Buy one read one (don’t bother buying, 70% are ads) at the newsstand and you will agree to what i wrote.

Oh, when they have their so called winners party, go and see for yourselves. Either you won’t recognize them without their make ups or you have enough to use as cement to build a house. Tiu!