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I don’t LOVE you. I just wanna SHAG you.
Love is a wonderful thing. You get to share your joy and happiness together. Go through rough times and come out stronger together. Most of all, enjoy each others’ company.
What is the worse part in a love relationship? You are not being acknowledged by your lover. Your lover is ashamed to let the world know that the both of you are in love. Even it is soooo farking obvious that both of you are in love/having a relationship but your lover denies it. Your lover lie tells you it is not good for the corporate/business image. Your lover tells you shitloads of excuses and you believe him/her. Your lover is in denial and so are you.
The worst it can ever be is when one or both are bloggers and they openly deny having a relationship with each other. Its not that others care but give your lover the due credit/acknowledgment lah.
Some obvious observations I noticed on the blogsphere are;
- Peaches and Coconuts
- Tim Sam Tams
- Me, you and a tiger dog name boo
- Ice cold empress and her skinny eunuch
Its sooo obvious they appear in each others posts. But they blog it in such a way that they are just friends. They even leave comments to make as though they are really just friends. Soooo pathetic and sad. Yah, some might say “its our farking relationship/lives“. Yaya, whatever!!!
Anyway, its none of my business. Just pity the person(s) involved not being able to share their joy with the rest of the world.
Come to think of it, just like my title, maybe they are just shag mates. Nothing wrong with that too.
P/s: I salute and respect those whom openly declare their love openly on their blogs/billboard. May you have eternal love. Me?, I am married to a beautiful woman and a father to a beautiful baby girl and most of all, I LOVE to PANGSAI.
50 most eligible AhKuas
Was at the waiting lounge of the Paediatrician this morning and picked one of the advertisement filled magazines. This month’s issue featured the 50 most eligible bachelors. Those buggers featured in the mag had so much make up on their faces, they put the Chinese opera actors to shame. Either that or the photographer was so lousy and had to Photoshop his work and his Photoshop skills sucks. Its fine to dab some make up during a photo shoot to cut the glare from the oily spots on the face but it was done to such extreme, it sucks.
Secondly, i wonder where they source these candidates. They have credit card sales reps Bankers, Businessmen, Models, Ah Kuas etc. I have plentiful of Leng Jais friends whom are self made millionaires, travels the world for charity works, CEOs, Ah Longs real bankers, bookies sports personalities, funeral parlour undertakers care givers, pork seller surgeons, liars lawyers, webhost (nay, that one leh) and even a few Datuks but all of them NEVER ever made it to these mags. Seriously, where do they get these AhKuas guys?????
Rant so much also no use lah. Buy one read one (don’t bother buying, 70% are ads) at the newsstand and you will agree to what i wrote.
Oh, when they have their so called winners party, go and see for yourselves. Either you won’t recognize them without their make ups or you have enough to use as cement to build a house. Tiu!
What would you be?
If you were elected to join the Malaysian government as a Minister, which portfolio would you like to manage and what would you change or enforce?
Write it at the comment column. Its all for pure amusement since the current government has so many flaws and big ‘kemaluan(s)’.
Have a great weekend! Cheers!