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I don’t LOVE you. I just wanna SHAG you.
Love is a wonderful thing. You get to share your joy and happiness together. Go through rough times and come out stronger together. Most of all, enjoy each others’ company.
What is the worse part in a love relationship? You are not being acknowledged by your lover. Your lover is ashamed to let the world know that the both of you are in love. Even it is soooo farking obvious that both of you are in love/having a relationship but your lover denies it. Your lover lie tells you it is not good for the corporate/business image. Your lover tells you shitloads of excuses and you believe him/her. Your lover is in denial and so are you.
The worst it can ever be is when one or both are bloggers and they openly deny having a relationship with each other. Its not that others care but give your lover the due credit/acknowledgment lah.
Some obvious observations I noticed on the blogsphere are;
- Peaches and Coconuts
- Tim Sam Tams
- Me, you and a tiger dog name boo
- Ice cold empress and her skinny eunuch
Its sooo obvious they appear in each others posts. But they blog it in such a way that they are just friends. They even leave comments to make as though they are really just friends. Soooo pathetic and sad. Yah, some might say “its our farking relationship/lives“. Yaya, whatever!!!
Anyway, its none of my business. Just pity the person(s) involved not being able to share their joy with the rest of the world.
Come to think of it, just like my title, maybe they are just shag mates. Nothing wrong with that too.
P/s: I salute and respect those whom openly declare their love openly on their blogs/billboard. May you have eternal love. Me?, I am married to a beautiful woman and a father to a beautiful baby girl and most of all, I LOVE to PANGSAI.
Don’t blame me
It is not my fault that I have no blog to write.
It is not my fault that the dunno what network at dunno what datacenters is down.
It is not my fault that my fingers feel itchy and I got nothing to do.
It is not my fault that it is Chinese New Year.
It is not my fault that the blog owner never update his own blog.
It is not my fault.
DONG DONG CHIANG!
Very Ah Beng, wei!
Terence iz jenius
Yes! He iz. Here’s why…
He iz teh jeenius who made an egg stand on its own. Have you tried it?