I love to pang sai

Today is the official birthday of the Sultan of Selangor, and those working in Selangor gets the day off. So, thinking that half the Klang valley population is on leave, I left my mansion slightly later for work. Boy, was I wrong. Massive jam all the way to KL. My office is in Bangsar and it took me 2 hours to get there. Normally it takes 20 minutes in my WRX.

You know why!!!! Because the Police decided close all roads leading to the Parliament building because of some Hindraf Bersih (thanks, guys. See? that is how UNinformed the public is with the traffic jam)thingy. I have no comments on Hindraf’s Bersih’s objectives but can the Police close the roads just like that??? Woi!, I pay road tax you know. And please inform the road users if you plan to close the roads. We have the RIGHT to know then maybe I go in the office after lunch or maybe not at all.

If you farkers allowed them to hand in whatever Memorandum they wanted earlier, the issue do not have to be dragged so long. Hindraf Bersih did not caused the jam and inconveniences, YOU did!!!! Niamah!!!

I am going home to my jacuzzi. Ptui!!!

Niamah! Normal humans need to consume food to survive. Humans consume about 3-5 meals a day. Simple, you feel hungry, you eat or you have a specific timing for breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner or supper.

Celaka! When you bring you MIL (if you are married lah) out for a meal, out of respect, you ask her “what do you wish to eat ar?“. The answer I ALWAYS get is “chin chai lah“. Niamah! Got such thing as ‘chin chai‘ ar? It never fails, every meal outings ends up with the same answer.

Then, shit doesn’t end here. In the restaurant, when the waiter/waitress ask what drinks/beverages she wants, she will hesitate, look for the fridge where they keep the cold drinks, look at other patrons what they are having then only order. Cibai! How many farking type of drinks are there lah!!!!

If the food was good then she will shut her mouth after the meal. If not, it will be “Why didn’t you bring us to this or that place?”

See? What they say is true. MILs are from hell!! Tiu! Enjoy your weekend, whatever is left of it.

*Chin Chai (Cantonese) = Whatever.

*MIL = Monster Mother in law

You came out of the side road without stopping to look. I nearly crashed into you. I pressed my horn at you. You didnt like the horning. You stopped your car by the side challenging me to stop as well. I stopped. You showed me the finger and was cussing behind your closed window (MORON, cannot hear lah) You challenged me to come out of my car. I did. I came out with my baseball bat. Your face turned pale when you saw I was over six feet tall and over 200 pounds of brute. You apologised profusely. You must have pee-ed in your pants.

NEXT TIME, PLAY NICE because you dont know who is behind those tinted glass. You were lucky I didnt have my ‘RUSTY’ friends with me. We could have overturned your mode of transport.