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There I was having my breakfast of pork ball noodles in my favourite restaurant near where I live. Suddenly there was a crowd that came into the restaurant and made a lot of noise. Patrons standing up and greeting someone lah.
Me being me, can’t be bothered when I am having a meal. You know like when you are pestered by those DaMaiCai lottery ticket vendors, DVD vendors or those fake monks and nuns? I didn’t even bothered to look up and just waved my chopsticks asking them to go away.
Suddenly there was silence. I look up and saw a group of BN campaigners with the MP candidate staring down at me. Me being me again, looked down at my bowl of pork balls noodles and continued eating again. The were ‘hanged’ standing there like a PC without sufficient RAMs and moved on when their RAMs recovered.
Niamah lu! 4 years plus you didn’t even had a Teh Tarik at the shop and now you want to go around showing your face fishing for votes???
We want someone to represent us, stand up for us, to understand our problems and to solve them. Not get elected, get richer, enjoy all the luxury and neglect us.
We don’t need you to officiate an event, we don’t need you for an opening ceremony, we just want you do what is best for us, the Rakyat, the ones that voted for you. We chose you, we hired you, you work for us. When you see us, you bow to us. We pay your salary. It is as simple as that. Yes it is.
Next time, don’t bother me again when I am having a meal.
Why you so like that!!??
Why do Malaysian drivers like to cross the traffic light intersection knowing the other side is jammed up and stop in the ‘yellow box’!!??
I was driving to a certain destination and the above happened at one of the many traffic light intersections. They was this malay dude in his RM25k Proton Iswara blocking traffic because he was stuck in the middle of the ‘yellow box’. So everyone on the same path as me had to squeeze into ONE lane to cross the intersection. Many were ‘tulan’ with this dude and started blaring their horns.
But guess what? This malay dude was staring straight in front but had his middle finger up. WTF!!! Sudah salah, insaflah.
Well, prolly he thinks the world owes him a living. Thats the mentality of these dudes. MALAYsia mah. MALAYsia boleh!! Not.
Keep it up dude!!! Hope that will be the only car you can afford to own in your lifetime.
Of bumper stickers and morons
I have a bumper sticker on my WRX that says ‘Mama on board‘ with a picture of a woman with a big belly indicating that the woman is pregnant.
The roads leading to my mansion have lots of those speed bumps (they built them there probably because of my ‘flying finishes’ on my way home). For the uninformed, speed bumps or speed breakers are to make you slow your vehicle down.
I was fetching my wife home after lunch today and was driving thru the speed bumps slowly. Then came another vehicle which was tailgating me closely. He could have overtaken me but he chose to tailgate and pressed his horn urging me to go faster.
Come on lah, don’t know how to read ar? Pregnant lady on board leh. I guess he did what he did because he wanted revenge. His brains were damaged when his mother was carrying him in her womb while his father was driving thru speed bumps without slowing down. Niamah lu!!!
* For the uninformed again, the Subaru WRX eats lots of other high performance cars for breakfasts, lunches and some say dinners*
Daulat Tuanku and traffic jams
Today is the official birthday of the Sultan of Selangor, and those working in Selangor gets the day off. So, thinking that half the Klang valley population is on leave, I left my mansion slightly later for work. Boy, was I wrong. Massive jam all the way to KL. My office is in Bangsar and it took me 2 hours to get there. Normally it takes 20 minutes in my WRX.
You know why!!!! Because the Police decided close all roads leading to the Parliament building because of some Hindraf Bersih (thanks, guys. See? that is how UNinformed the public is with the traffic jam)thingy. I have no comments on Hindraf’s Bersih’s objectives but can the Police close the roads just like that??? Woi!, I pay road tax you know. And please inform the road users if you plan to close the roads. We have the RIGHT to know then maybe I go in the office after lunch or maybe not at all.
If you farkers allowed them to hand in whatever Memorandum they wanted earlier, the issue do not have to be dragged so long. Hindraf Bersih did not caused the jam and inconveniences, YOU did!!!! Niamah!!!
I am going home to my jacuzzi. Ptui!!!
KL drivers
You came out of the side road without stopping to look. I nearly crashed into you. I pressed my horn at you. You didnt like the horning. You stopped your car by the side challenging me to stop as well. I stopped. You showed me the finger and was cussing behind your closed window (MORON, cannot hear lah) You challenged me to come out of my car. I did. I came out with my baseball bat. Your face turned pale when you saw I was over six feet tall and over 200 pounds of brute. You apologised profusely. You must have pee-ed in your pants.
NEXT TIME, PLAY NICE because you dont know who is behind those tinted glass. You were lucky I didnt have my ‘RUSTY’ friends with me. We could have overturned your mode of transport.