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I don’t LOVE you. I just wanna SHAG you.
Love is a wonderful thing. You get to share your joy and happiness together. Go through rough times and come out stronger together. Most of all, enjoy each others’ company.
What is the worse part in a love relationship? You are not being acknowledged by your lover. Your lover is ashamed to let the world know that the both of you are in love. Even it is soooo farking obvious that both of you are in love/having a relationship but your lover denies it. Your lover lie tells you it is not good for the corporate/business image. Your lover tells you shitloads of excuses and you believe him/her. Your lover is in denial and so are you.
The worst it can ever be is when one or both are bloggers and they openly deny having a relationship with each other. Its not that others care but give your lover the due credit/acknowledgment lah.
Some obvious observations I noticed on the blogsphere are;
- Peaches and Coconuts
- Tim Sam Tams
- Me, you and a tiger dog name boo
- Ice cold empress and her skinny eunuch
Its sooo obvious they appear in each others posts. But they blog it in such a way that they are just friends. They even leave comments to make as though they are really just friends. Soooo pathetic and sad. Yah, some might say “its our farking relationship/lives“. Yaya, whatever!!!
Anyway, its none of my business. Just pity the person(s) involved not being able to share their joy with the rest of the world.
Come to think of it, just like my title, maybe they are just shag mates. Nothing wrong with that too.
P/s: I salute and respect those whom openly declare their love openly on their blogs/billboard. May you have eternal love. Me?, I am married to a beautiful woman and a father to a beautiful baby girl and most of all, I LOVE to PANGSAI.
And?
There I was having my breakfast of pork ball noodles in my favourite restaurant near where I live. Suddenly there was a crowd that came into the restaurant and made a lot of noise. Patrons standing up and greeting someone lah.
Me being me, can’t be bothered when I am having a meal. You know like when you are pestered by those DaMaiCai lottery ticket vendors, DVD vendors or those fake monks and nuns? I didn’t even bothered to look up and just waved my chopsticks asking them to go away.
Suddenly there was silence. I look up and saw a group of BN campaigners with the MP candidate staring down at me. Me being me again, looked down at my bowl of pork balls noodles and continued eating again. The were ‘hanged’ standing there like a PC without sufficient RAMs and moved on when their RAMs recovered.
Niamah lu! 4 years plus you didn’t even had a Teh Tarik at the shop and now you want to go around showing your face fishing for votes???
We want someone to represent us, stand up for us, to understand our problems and to solve them. Not get elected, get richer, enjoy all the luxury and neglect us.
We don’t need you to officiate an event, we don’t need you for an opening ceremony, we just want you do what is best for us, the Rakyat, the ones that voted for you. We chose you, we hired you, you work for us. When you see us, you bow to us. We pay your salary. It is as simple as that. Yes it is.
Next time, don’t bother me again when I am having a meal.
Yalah Yalah, tiu
Due to everyday pressure popular demand by my biggest fanshu, Lilian, here is an update.
Yes, I am still alive, niamah! While I was away, I learned how to change a diaper, feed a baby with a milk bottle, change clothes for a baby, pacify and ‘burp’ a baby. During the course, I also lost a lot of sleep, lost weight, lost a lot of friends, blood pressure went up but don’t worry, I am still as handsome. Being a first time parent is so fun. (quickly, those who are not, faster go have sex).
Lunar New Year was spent taking care of the baby, taking care of the baby and taking care of the baby. Occasionally, we gamble a bit at home (OK, we gambled throughout the 15 days).
I received my D3 but didn’t have the time to play with it yet because I was busy gambling taking care of the baby.
Election is coming. The current government are giving out sweets. Roads are being paved, the ugly low cost flat behind my mansion is being painted (after 10 years), the office of the Lembah Pantai MP was also cleaned and painted. She runs a community centre above her office. Its a 4 stories building. She only painted her ground floor and the 1st floor where her community centre is. The floors above were left as it is. Biasalah, all nice nice in front but deep inside all sai.
I will be using my previlage and rights as a citizen of this country to choose/vote this coming March 8. I am definitely voting for a change. BN has lost my vote this time round. I rather take the risk and see what the opposition can do rather than sticking with the current circus. But nonetheless, this is going to be one exciting election. The rakyat will be voicing our dissatisfaction through voting. Wei, when we keep quiet doesn’t mean we agree with or we like you. We shall see. Till my next update.
Woi! You better link me back in your blog. Yes, YOU!
But……
They have moved the comics section of the newspapers in Malaysia to the main page.
‘It looks like me, sounds like me but’
Woi!, Dey, Do we (the rakyat) look stupid or sound stupid ar??? NIAMAH!!!
And you can view the full length cartoon series over here at the Malaysian Bar.